dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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