under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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