We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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