Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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