I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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