taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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