doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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