White coat. Heels.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Two words: nipple clamps
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