Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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