that's an acceptable place to lick
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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