hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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