I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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