just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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