There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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