Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My ATM looks so different sober.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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