i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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