i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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