I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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