goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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