We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Randomize
