"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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