well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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