Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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