Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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