i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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