Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he thought i was a dude.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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