just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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