why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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