Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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