My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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