we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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