any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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