So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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