Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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