My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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