so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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