even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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