Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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