But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
