If that was your dad, he is hot
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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