i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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