She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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