I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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