: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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