I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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