Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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