Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
did you just send me my own nude
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
So. Much. Porn.
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