all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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