I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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