Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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