2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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