There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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