I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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