i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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