Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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As shirtless as possible
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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